hark! i hath an important message for all thee around: tybalt capulet doth be a bitch ass motherfucker. he hath attempted on my dear friend romeo’s life! that is correct, he hath taken out his king of cats fucking sword and he hath pointed the blade at romeo, proclaiming “turn and draw!” and so i hath retorted; “tybalt, you rat catcher, will you walk?” and so now i shall declare right here on tumblr dot com: tybalt capulet, thou hast a small sword. it doth compare in size to a walnut, yet more minuscule! shall i compare thee’s sword to mine? here is what mine loyal rapier looks like. all point, naught crooked nor dull - look upon it! it doth look like a handle and a blade! tybalt hath challenged my romeo, so i tell yee to presume my next action. that is right, tybalt, you shall receive my SUPER LASER SWORD. except i shall not challenge just thee, i shall go further; I SHALL CAST A PLAGUE UPON BOTH YOUR HOUSES! how doth thou like that, prince escalus? I CURSED THE CAPULETS AND THE MONTAGUES, THOU VILLAIN! thou hath until the sun sits center in the sky before the worms eating mine body hit the fucking earth, now i bid thee leave mine fucking sight, before i curse thou too!
God the fucking ridiculous chain of command involved in padme’s assassination is amazing. Palpatine tasks dooku to see it done, dooku hires a bounty hunter named Jango fett, who could very easily take her out himself, but hires another bounty hunter who is a shapeshifter and could also easily disguise herself as one of padme’s guards or a jedi or whatever but she just deploys a Droid that presumably could just shoot padme to death but IT DEPLOYS SOME FUCKING CENTIPEDES TO KILL HER. Why don’t the centipedes also just pull out guns that fire killer bees? Fuck it! And then anakin ends up killing her. Or possibly Palpatine. The guy that wanted her dead in the first place
hello friends! this is Ruth! I am 27 and simply vibin. some things that I post include Star Wars, MCU, and animals! I also post A:TLA, Being Human UK, and anything that catches my fancy.
